"If Vodka were water and I were a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.
But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck,
so slide me the bottle and shut the fuck up."
Oh hey look it's I drew something and POSTED it too. I got this little rhyme from my friend at school who told me it at lunch the other day, but I don't know where she got it from. Probably some stupid rap song I'd guess, but if you can tell me that's a bonus for you lol. I enjoyed this for maybe 30 minutes and now I hate it but here ya go~
I've been playing Black Ops like crazy ever since I've gotten the First Strike pack 1 with the new zombies "Ascension" map. It's kind of sad how Treyarch put so much awesome details and time into the plot of both campaign and zombies but few players I meet on LIVE actually know anything about it.
I guess because I'm a girl I'm always obsessed with game backstories, the only difference is I actually PLAY THE GAMES AND LIKE THEM.
It makes me hate my gender when I see fangirls who go on and on about how awesome some plot or storyline is and how the characters are amazing when they don't actually know anything about the maps or weapons because THEY'VE NEVER FUCKING PLAYED THE GAME.
Or the other retarded 'girl gamers' who go on and on how they play Halo and TF2 and Mario and how they're girls and blah blah blah NO ONE CARES DEAL WITH IT.
I play on Xbox LIVE. I play real games. I am female. I'm not going to fucking 'date' you. And I keep my mic OFF unless someone tries to talk to me directly and I FEEL like answering. Camping is for pussies(sometimes).